I would actually dissolve
Ever wonder how Cristiano Ronaldo always keeps his hair so perfect?
Well, aside from getting his hair trimmed and perfectly styled seemingly every other day, it seems CR7 is also a tenacious protector of his own follicles. In this advertisement for CLEAR shampoo,…
I need to go to sleep. That 5am morning run won’t feel very good. But at this point it’s not an option, to not do it. #TeamNoExcuses I’ll rest when I’m done on this earth. Meanwhile I’ll run as many miles as I can. Well that escalated quickly. Lol. #Personal #ShitGotDeep
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."